Dear Jane, I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter. Regards, David.

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Everyone should read David Thorne. As a graphic artist he tried to pay an overdue bill with a drawing of a spider – he then posted the battle of wills that ensued.